This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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