just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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