I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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