She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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