i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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