Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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