I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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