I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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