Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize