normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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