did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
