brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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