i permit you to call me
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Operation Purity has been aborted
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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