if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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