So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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