Dual....:-)
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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