Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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