K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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