And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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