low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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