I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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