Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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