so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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