We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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