girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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