so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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