Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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