I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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