Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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