you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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