That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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