i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
This toilet bowl is my home.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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