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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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