what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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