You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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