Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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