You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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