im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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