I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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