Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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