so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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