38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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