Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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