And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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