We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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