My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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