Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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