Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
