Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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