One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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