like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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