doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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