Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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