I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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