Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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