i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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